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Summary: In this outrageously funny comedy Voldemort is checked into a rehab center, his muggle killing habit is out of control. . . friends are worried. . . Harry is at Hogwarts once more, and is trying out his luck with wooing Hogwart's eligible ladies. Harry is particularly interested in a Ravenclaw cheerleader (which Hogwarts confidently added this year). No sugar highs, I promise. All the characters are sober, although I think Snape did eat some Chinese food, so we'll see how that works out (I swear that stuff is toxic). In my unbiased opinion this fan fic is the greatest thing since sliced bread, what more do you need to know?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 960 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
02/23/05 Updated: 02/23/05


Late-Night Antics by FlooCrookshanks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: Snape chasing Fawkes, drunken parties in Gryffindor Tower, marigolds, cats, phoenix poo, floo powder, Dumbledore's false teeth, and eyeballs. Discover the bizarre events you never knew happened at Hogwarts!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8574 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 02/22/05


Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05


The Pensieve by slytheringal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: If you're like me and are sick of waiting for Book 6 to arrive in a bookstore near you, read my fic. Harry has been sent to the head's office for bad behaviour and is waiting for Dumbledore to arrive when he spots the Pensieve lying on the desk. what happens next? Read my fic to find out. Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU MIND HARRY'S TEMPER TANTRUM PROBLEMS BEING MADE FUN OF! Also REMEMBER to leave a REVIEW

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 937 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/14/05 Updated: 02/19/05


Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3915 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 02/17/05


Summary:

Dear Reader,



If you are like collecter, you might enjoy to collect things. Some of you might collect sea shells, or books, or dictionaries. But of all things, I hope with all my heart that none of you collect dismal stories. The chapters that you are about to read contain parts of the story of Harry Potter.

In fact, the horrendous things in this collection are too numerous to name. I wouldn't think of mentioning such things as an evil wizard, birthday presents, ghosts, an owl, or a spider-filled closet.



I have put these renditions of this disaterous tale together for the sake of my research, but you might be better off walking away from this story, and collecting dictionaries instead.

With all due respect,



Semony Lnicket



P.S. This chapters in this collection may be read in any order you please. Although, it would probably please you more if you did not read them at all.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2687 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
02/11/05 Updated: 02/11/05


Summary: Ron Weasley finds out that he is eligible to praticipate in the Wizard Exchange Program, a program in which two witches or wizards exchange lives for 3 months. But something goes terribly wrong with Ron's application!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 904 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/05/05 Updated: 02/05/05


A Day in the Life by Ginger Hair
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 207]

Summary: A Potions assignment gone wrong sends Harry and Ginny into the past while Lily and James are sent into the future. How will Ginny and Harry cope with the Marauders? Better yet, how will Lily and James cope with Ron and Hermione? Will they ever get back to their rightful eras? Read on to find out. Please read and review. From what my fans say, its funny. You decide for yourself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15704 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/05 Updated: 02/01/05


The Great Valentine War by CarrickORourke
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: It seemed so simple. Give a valentine card to a friend that you hope (if you dare admit it) just may be a little bit more than a friend someday soon. But nothing is ever that simple between the four of them, is it? Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione as well as a good dose of many other familiar characters.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12521 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Summary: Sirius Black, the most saught after male in the history of Hogwarts, has just had another successful friday night...but the girl he's with is not who he expected (one shot, rated for implied sex and some language, total humour!!!)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1077 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 01/29/05


Summary: To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SS/HG

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8571 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/26/05 Updated: 01/26/05


Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Next Game! by Liisa
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: The Marauders and Company get their hands and some muggle board games. Hilarity ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3095 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/05 Updated: 01/18/05


The Proper Engagement by smokeline
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Ginny persuades her husband into helping Ron when he's ready for a wife of his own.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 999 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/05 Updated: 01/13/05


Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall. (A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11364 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/16/04 Updated: 01/12/05


Potter's Bar by Grainne
Rated: [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Harry Potter, while drinkwalking in Sheffield, stumbles onto his Potions master's secret hobby. It involves lots of...little colored balls?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 3550 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/10/05 Updated: 01/10/05


Evil Claw Machines by aquariusbaby205
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Ever wonder why Tom Riddle turned evil? Well, here's the answer. Written by my friend Jenna and I

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 840 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/08/05 Updated: 01/08/05


Summary: PLEASE OH PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! 6TH CHAPPIE DONE!!! We've all heard those annoying Death-Curse.com over-used plot bunnies...but what would it be like if you had a story with all of them rolled into one? Read and find out! Cheers :D

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 727 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/05 Updated: 01/04/05


Summary: said “Uh, umm, uh, Hagrid? Have the chickens been acting a little weird lately?”... “Well, I think some have been using the VCR.” More witty humour than palpable jokes, this is a 1,800 word story about, well, Tommy Boy - The Amazing Dancing Chicken! Rated PG-13 because, unless you are some amazing prodigy, you probably won't get the jokes if you're younger than that.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1909 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/05 Updated: 01/04/05


Summary: Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, as one rather astute young auror notes, drinking and pretending nothing is wrong is NOT dealing with your problems, and Remus Lupin must confront his grieving.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 7623 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 01/01/05


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