Stories

Dreary Summers by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: Harry Potter is given a diary, and the result is the ability to write about summer with the Dursleys. Harry takes his anger and pain out in the only way he can, by being grimly humourous. He's an outcast, he doesn't belong, and he never will. Inspired by a quote from Charles Dickens' David Copperfield --- “What meals I had in silence and embarrassment, always feeling that there were a knife and fork too many, and those mine; an appetite too many, and that mine; a plate and chair too many, and those mine; a somebody too many, and that I!”–

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6735 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 04/12/05


What Peeves Thinks All Day by PeevesPal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Peeves has a very evil mind...Very evil! So see what else he thinks!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5330 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 04/12/05


Soap Pie by Lirael Astarael
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2075 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/11/05 Updated: 04/11/05


Girls Just Want to Have Fun by michelle_31a
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Hermione, Ginny and Luna spend an evening at the village fair. Friendship fic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2768 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/04/05 Updated: 04/04/05


The Best Fanfic Ever! by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: Meet Jazz, a budding fanfiction writer. Now meet Leah, her ex-best friend who believes she has written the best fanfic ever! Has she? Well, you'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2872 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/05 Updated: 03/28/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Mary Sue by teo
Rated: [Reviews - 12]

Summary: A new student arrives at Hogwarts... Note: This is just a short story. There will be no updates.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1536 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/26/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Summary: Mrs Norris is jealous of Filch's crush on Dolores Umbridge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2574 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/05 Updated: 03/23/05


The Ninth of January Ritual by Grainne
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: How does Snape spend his birthday? Turns out the Potions master is a wee bit vain about a certain aspect of his appearance.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1178 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/05 Updated: 03/23/05


Summary: Lord Voldemort has an encounter or two he'd rather forget. Sort of an explanation for the origin of all the Voldemort's daughter Mary Sues in the fandom.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1169 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/05 Updated: 03/22/05


Snape's last stand by Tabitha Snape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Many people theorize about how Harry will kill Voldemort. Some say he'll use unforgivable curses, some say muggle weapons, have they ever considered...Snape with a vacuum? The start is slower than the rest of it because it HAD to be over 800 words, so please don't give up if the start is a little bit slow! The ending is worth it! One shot fan fic Reviews are fun! PLEASE review after you read! It is so much more fun when you get feedback on a story. Thank you for reading, even if you didn't review! :)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1316 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05


Summary: Mr. Weasley has a talk with Ron about his developing relationship with Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1600 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/05 Updated: 03/15/05


Night Cap by typhonblue
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Snape and Hooch have a drunken talk about (failed) relationships, one thing leads to another... light hearted fun with slash and het implications.
OOC

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 3290 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/05 Updated: 03/15/05


The Three Muggleteers by Maggie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 75]

Summary: Everything went absolutely crazy in 6th year as Draco Malfoy and his cronies get sent as foreign exchange students to a muggle high school in America. It's all insane and completely unpredictable: Voldemort gets married to his teddy bear, Lucius & Death Eaters practise Irish-dancing in Azkaban before they break out to join Voldemort in his newest and stupidest yet evil plan to take over the world, Greg turns into a chimp from his brain transplant. Bullies at school, hillbillies, 60's groove dudes and random French Maid costumes will turn their world upside-down. Hopefully, reading this story will convince you that Draco is not pretty. *~*This week's highlights: Draco gets his first driving lesson.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 32003 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 03/14/05


A Match Made by Law by LariLee
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 49]

Summary: A slightly twisted, but highly realistic, possibly humorous, and very late, look at the Marriage Law Challenge. Mentions character deaths (but not HG or SS) and has some possible squickiness in passing that results in an "R" Rating. No house-elves were harmed in the writing of this ficlet, who I cannot say the same of Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4517 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/14/05 Updated: 03/14/05


Summary: "Monty Python and the Goblet of Fire" explores the profound question of what scenes from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" would be like if they were done as Monty Python sketches. Here the fic begins. A parody of the "Swedish subtitles" bit during the beginning credits of "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." Written for a GoF parody challenge. Rated PG-13, because I'm unsure of the language factor. (Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Monty Python, JK Rowling, or the owners of the Unofficial Monty Python site, who helped me out enormously. I'm making no money from this)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10518 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/27/05 Updated: 03/09/05


Summary: Dumbledore- much to the dismay of several students- has decided to throw a Hallowe'en Masquerade Ball. The Trio, along with a few friends, are horrified at the prospect, and immediately resolve to do everything in their power to get out of going. Along the way, they make new friends, form strange alliances, and even find love. A tongue-in-cheek look at various fallacies within the fandom. Blaise/Hermione, Neville/Padma, Harry/Millicent, and a lot of UST between Ron and Draco. Some OOCness involved (what did you expect? It's a humour fic.)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 2083 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
03/09/05 Updated: 03/09/05


The Ferret by slytherin073
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: That classic scene from GoF when Malfoy is transfigured - with a twist. It's from Malfoy's point of view!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1291 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05


Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny invent a new name for Lord Voldemort. He doesn't care for it, though, so he comes up with a new identity of his own. (One-shot)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4597 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05


Summary: A satire/crossover of Tom Riddle's story and 1950s Teen Agnst movies like Rebel Without a Cause and I was a Teenage Werewolf. Seventh-year Tom tries to deal with bullies and rejection while slipping deaper into resentment and despair. This could be cross-classifies as Dark/Angsty as it's less funny "haha!" and more funny "huh?"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2325 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/05 Updated: 03/06/05


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