Stories

The Challenge by Little Loony
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 74]

Summary: Sirius and James do a little comparing with the aid of one Remus Lupin. It is not how it seems at first.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 593 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/30/05 Updated: 05/30/05


Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4043 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 05/18/05


Not your typical Friday by Hallie Black
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: One-shot. Sirius is the girl magnet we all love. But everyone has bad days. The rating is 3rd-5th yrs because of mild language and scenes of mild sexual nature (nothing happens!).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/18/05 Updated: 05/18/05


Summary: A satirical look at the "Mary Sue" including how authors use such characters in their stories. As well as a satirical look at a character who likes to think he's a "Mary Sue" type.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2135 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/22/05 Updated: 05/17/05


Summary: Attention! You have on your screen an interpretation of the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. But this has absolutely nothing to do with princes and blood. No, this is simply my way of getting Harry to work through his grief of Sirius. Sick of brooding over Sirius, Harry ends up accompanying the Dursleys on a visit to Dudley’s psychiatrist. The results are similar to what you would see in the nuthouse.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 6271 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 05/09/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Catastrophe by Smenzer
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Hijinks erupt at Hogwarts when Hermione's cat gets sick and requires medication. Who will be brave enough to pill Crookshanks?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3056 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/30/05 Updated: 04/30/05


Harry versus the Penguins by Salem
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Harry Potter goes to the zoo. An evil plot is evident. Oh, and I don't own Harry Potter rights or penguins. Just to let you know. PLEASE REVIEW!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 567 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/28/05 Updated: 04/28/05


The inverted Boggart by Perselus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1035 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/27/05 Updated: 04/27/05


You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


Summary: It’s Harry Potter’s Seventh Year in Hogwarts, and Lord Voldemort is close to overthrowing good once and for all. He’s got it all: a goblin desk, Albus Dumbledore’s quill, one billion, two thousand, six hundred and ninety-eight slaves and a secretary…not to mention the entire world. It’s time to put himself into the history books properly - as the evil genius he is. Unfortunately, Lord Voldemort has a bad case of writer’s block…with hilarious consequences.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9134 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 04/24/05


Summary: What's it like being shipped every which way in the wizarding world? The ladies dish the dirt, the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2957 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/22/05 Updated: 04/22/05


Dreary Summers by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: Harry Potter is given a diary, and the result is the ability to write about summer with the Dursleys. Harry takes his anger and pain out in the only way he can, by being grimly humourous. He's an outcast, he doesn't belong, and he never will. Inspired by a quote from Charles Dickens' David Copperfield --- “What meals I had in silence and embarrassment, always feeling that there were a knife and fork too many, and those mine; an appetite too many, and that mine; a plate and chair too many, and those mine; a somebody too many, and that I!”–

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6735 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 04/12/05


What Peeves Thinks All Day by PeevesPal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Peeves has a very evil mind...Very evil! So see what else he thinks!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5330 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 04/12/05


Soap Pie by Lirael Astarael
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2075 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/11/05 Updated: 04/11/05


Girls Just Want to Have Fun by michelle_31a
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Hermione, Ginny and Luna spend an evening at the village fair. Friendship fic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2768 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/04/05 Updated: 04/04/05


The Best Fanfic Ever! by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: Meet Jazz, a budding fanfiction writer. Now meet Leah, her ex-best friend who believes she has written the best fanfic ever! Has she? Well, you'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2872 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/05 Updated: 03/28/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Mary Sue by teo
Rated: [Reviews - 12]

Summary: A new student arrives at Hogwarts... Note: This is just a short story. There will be no updates.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1536 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/26/05 Updated: 03/26/05


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