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Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Summary: For anyone who's read LOTR's "Very Secret Diaries" or "Bridget Jones", here is Harry's diary (thus all the fragments) for what happened in year one.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1456 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/19/05 Updated: 06/19/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05


Summary: Mary Sue Bloomwood is one of the two famous unidentified Gryffindor girls, who is planning her revenge for having been, along with her best friend, Emma Connors, so plainly ignored by the Wonder Trio for the past six years. But is she really the mind behind all the madness going on at Hogwarts? Laughs are guaranteed!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4029 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/25/05 Updated: 06/05/05


What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05


Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05


The Challenge by Little Loony
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 74]

Summary: Sirius and James do a little comparing with the aid of one Remus Lupin. It is not how it seems at first.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 593 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/30/05 Updated: 05/30/05


Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4043 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 05/18/05


Not your typical Friday by Hallie Black
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: One-shot. Sirius is the girl magnet we all love. But everyone has bad days. The rating is 3rd-5th yrs because of mild language and scenes of mild sexual nature (nothing happens!).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/18/05 Updated: 05/18/05


Summary: A satirical look at the "Mary Sue" including how authors use such characters in their stories. As well as a satirical look at a character who likes to think he's a "Mary Sue" type.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2135 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/22/05 Updated: 05/17/05


Summary: Attention! You have on your screen an interpretation of the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. But this has absolutely nothing to do with princes and blood. No, this is simply my way of getting Harry to work through his grief of Sirius. Sick of brooding over Sirius, Harry ends up accompanying the Dursleys on a visit to Dudley’s psychiatrist. The results are similar to what you would see in the nuthouse.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 6271 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 05/09/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Catastrophe by Smenzer
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Hijinks erupt at Hogwarts when Hermione's cat gets sick and requires medication. Who will be brave enough to pill Crookshanks?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3056 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/30/05 Updated: 04/30/05


Harry versus the Penguins by Salem
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Harry Potter goes to the zoo. An evil plot is evident. Oh, and I don't own Harry Potter rights or penguins. Just to let you know. PLEASE REVIEW!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 567 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/28/05 Updated: 04/28/05


The inverted Boggart by Perselus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1035 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/27/05 Updated: 04/27/05


You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


Summary: It’s Harry Potter’s Seventh Year in Hogwarts, and Lord Voldemort is close to overthrowing good once and for all. He’s got it all: a goblin desk, Albus Dumbledore’s quill, one billion, two thousand, six hundred and ninety-eight slaves and a secretary…not to mention the entire world. It’s time to put himself into the history books properly - as the evil genius he is. Unfortunately, Lord Voldemort has a bad case of writer’s block…with hilarious consequences.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9134 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 04/24/05


Summary: What's it like being shipped every which way in the wizarding world? The ladies dish the dirt, the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2957 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/22/05 Updated: 04/22/05


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