Summary: This is a one-shot fic, that I hope will be funny.
PG-13 for mild language. Over 240 reads.
Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
Summary: Draco steals something from Professor McGonagall and in hiding it, finds himself in a very interesting predicament. One-shot
Summary: Lily Evans: sweet, quiet, kind, and gentle.. at least, until Sirius tries to hit on her in an attempt to get her to help him with his homework. Much chaos ensues.
Summary: Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall take a vacation to Hawaii at the expense of an unwitting Ministry of Magic. Immaturity, drunkeness, and chaos ensues.
Summary: Some animals are just not meant to be pets. A tale of friendship, choices and many, many familiars.
Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Harry Potter Tells All! by SeaIsleWitch
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, is now, of course, the Wizard-Who-Defeated-You-Know-Who. Flanked by his associates, Harry Potter sat down for an in-depth discussion with yours truly, special correspondent Rita Skeeter.
Pure silliness. Find out who the Sirius Six are and how Voldie was finally defeated.
Summary: Now you can finally find out what Wormtail did after his ' death' at the hands of Sirius Black.
Summary: When the Slytherin King is murdered, Neville Longbottom steps up to solve the case! But was the criminal Harry Potter, or someone more... feminine? Spoof on film noir.
Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).
Summary: 1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues.
Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!
Summary: *Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!
Summary: It's another day in Harry Potter's life at Hogwarts, but things aren't what they seem to be. Harry thinks that all he has to worry about is his exams but he finds himself in middle of a weird fan fiction filled with clichés and mixed up plotlines.
Summary: A Story Inspired by Page 308 of Half-Blood Prince. Rated for drunken behavior. One-Shot.
1st story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
Summary: A procrastinating Potions master puts his worst foot forward as he makes an unwavering, albeit unconventional attempt to prevent Hermione's marriage. Will forty-eight hours afford Severus Snape sufficient time to convince her that he is a supercilious and unmitigated nuisance? Written in response to the Spring Faire Festival's "I Want to Kiss the Bride" story option.
Summary: This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page
Summary: Well, here we are in the end of the sixth year (which contradicts all of the Half-Blood Prince), and Hermione is itching for a good joke. Will she get it? Who is her joke on? Find out if you want to! Don't read it if you like your Snapes cannon!
Summary: Just a parody I wrote for Junior English... it's all in good fun, I don't mean to offend any die-hard fans. I got an A+, hope you like it as much as my English Teacher ;)