Stories

Lily Lays the Smackdown by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Lily Evans: sweet, quiet, kind, and gentle.. at least, until Sirius tries to hit on her in an attempt to get her to help him with his homework. Much chaos ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1261 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/27/05 Updated: 09/27/05


Schools of Magic Convention by Imp
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall take a vacation to Hawaii at the expense of an unwitting Ministry of Magic. Immaturity, drunkeness, and chaos ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3714 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/16/05


Monkey Business by Sigune
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Some animals are just not meant to be pets. A tale of friendship, choices and many, many familiars.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3608 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/13/05 Updated: 09/13/05


Summary: Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, is now, of course, the Wizard-Who-Defeated-You-Know-Who. Flanked by his associates, Harry Potter sat down for an in-depth discussion with yours truly, special correspondent Rita Skeeter.
Pure silliness. Find out who the Sirius Six are and how Voldie was finally defeated.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1528 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 09/09/05


What Wormtail did by Quigley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Now you can finally find out what Wormtail did after his ' death' at the hands of Sirius Black.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1051 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 09/05/05


Catch Me If You Can by badonkadonk
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: When the Slytherin King is murdered, Neville Longbottom steps up to solve the case! But was the criminal Harry Potter, or someone more... feminine? Spoof on film noir.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2237 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/05 Updated: 09/04/05


S'mores by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7592 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/05 Updated: 09/02/05


Academic Discourse by adjectived noun
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: 1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1835 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/01/05 Updated: 09/01/05


Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 8722 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/29/04 Updated: 08/28/05


Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 594]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Summary: It's another day in Harry Potter's life at Hogwarts, but things aren't what they seem to be. Harry thinks that all he has to worry about is his exams but he finds himself in middle of a weird fan fiction filled with clichés and mixed up plotlines.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1277 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/05 Updated: 08/28/05


DUI (Dating Under the Influence) by Narwen3
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: A Story Inspired by Page 308 of Half-Blood Prince. Rated for drunken behavior. One-Shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1275 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/27/05 Updated: 08/27/05


Not Going to Happen, Chica by Eilime
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 172]

Summary:

One shot fanfiction

This
fanfiction
is the traditional
Draco/Hermione romance
story. All the basics (Head Boy
and Girl, shared common rooms, suddenly
and quite unexpectedly they're highly attracted to
each other etc. etc.), but how likely is this stuff anyway?
Realistic? Each their own mind. But read the fic
and tell me if you too want to see
Draco/Hermione fanfics with
more to the plot than
the basics.

Everyone is slightly - well, maybe very - OOC in this fic. You have been warned ;)

1st story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2433 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/05 Updated: 08/14/05


The Futility of Reason by Vocalion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: A procrastinating Potions master puts his worst foot forward as he makes an unwavering, albeit unconventional attempt to prevent Hermione's marriage. Will forty-eight hours afford Severus Snape sufficient time to convince her that he is a supercilious and unmitigated nuisance? Written in response to the Spring Faire Festival's "I Want to Kiss the Bride" story option.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10931 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/03/05 Updated: 08/03/05


Summary: This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2444 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/17/05 Updated: 07/28/05


Summary: Well, here we are in the end of the sixth year (which contradicts all of the Half-Blood Prince), and Hermione is itching for a good joke. Will she get it? Who is her joke on? Find out if you want to! Don't read it if you like your Snapes cannon!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2239 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/27/05 Updated: 07/27/05


Summary: Just a parody I wrote for Junior English... it's all in good fun, I don't mean to offend any die-hard fans. I got an A+, hope you like it as much as my English Teacher ;)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1931 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/24/05 Updated: 07/24/05


Over the Hill...and Back Again by Butterfly
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 97]

Summary: Harry Potter is celebrating his 66th birthday, and he has agreed to watch his grandchildren for a week. Things get interesting when a spell goes wrong and Harry finds himself fifty years younger! Will Blake and Gina manage to change Harry back before they get caught? Story complete!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27532 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/01/05 Updated: 07/12/05


Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 4564 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


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