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The Art of the Quill by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2218 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/06 Updated: 01/04/06


Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, None, Sexual Situations, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 45810 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 01/04/06


Weasley's Wearables by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice. Short one short comedy.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3124 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/06 Updated: 01/03/06


An Apple A Day by StepUpTimneh
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: One shot- It’s a regular day for Paravati: gossipping with Lavender, lusting after hot guys, and listening to her friend’s endless stories about everyone else. She picks the wrong guy to flirt with today, though, and Ginny’s not happy. When her spell causes Parvati to fall in love with an apple, how far will Parvati have to embarrass herself before Ginny’s satisfied that she’s learned her lesson?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2056 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06


Lord of the Wands by ShadowWalker1140
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 176]

Summary: Reunions are always so touching, right? Wrong. Minerva McGonagall used a simple spell, and that simple spell may have caused the end of the world, unless one wizard, Harry Potter can defeat Voldemort. With the help of his friends on this quest, he might just be able to do it.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3860 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/31/05


Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.




**This story was written in collaboration between me and the wonderful author, Crimsonphoenix1.**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6659 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/10/05 Updated: 12/21/05


Day of the Spoons by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: Comedy one shot about Hermione and her penchants for the rights of others.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1455 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/05 Updated: 12/20/05


Snape's Reward by black spot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: AU, Total fluff. The war is nearly over, and Snape finds himself somewhere unexpected.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1120 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/16/05 Updated: 12/16/05


Summary: Hermione starts sending Ron presents, and he doesn't know why. What happens when he finds out it's for a Muggle tradition called the Twelve Days of Christmas? Please R&R! Thanks everyone for reading, and extra thanks to those who reviewed! Submitted for challenge 4 by amortentia of Hufflepuff

I had to ask Ginny why Hermione keeps giving me all these presents. She said that her Muggle Studies teacher told the class about a Muggle tradition of giving presents on each of the twelve days of Christmas. Then she said that people usually give them to someone they love. Does that mean Hermione loves me?


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1134 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/05 Updated: 12/13/05


Summary: Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3339 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 12/09/05


Snape's Makeover by black spot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Snape thinks he is a Grand Master at chess, when Lupin challenges him to a game with a bet on the side.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2257 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 12/09/05


Summary: Response to Winter Snows Challenge #4 for Hufflepuff House Harry sat under the Christmas tree, thinking of all the gifts Dobby and Kreacher had been bestowing upon him over the last few days. As he surveyed the pile of so-called presents, he began to sing…
Warning: Reviewers report incidents of falling off chairs and soda coming out of noses due to reading this fic. You've been warned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 507 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/05 Updated: 12/08/05


Summary: What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!



From Scheherazade of Hufflepuff for the "12 Days of Christmas Challenge."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 666 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/05 Updated: 12/08/05


Summary: Challenge #4- for Hufflepuff house. The inspiration for this version of "12 Days" is one of my favorite xmas tunes "The 12 Pains of Christmas". At the end of each stanza, the lines in parentheses are Harry's musings on the gifts of that day. I fixed the 8th day, thanks everyone!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 976 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/06/05 Updated: 12/06/05


My life in the Chamber by Gaea
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: Ever wonder what the basilisk thought about that whole “Chamber of Secrets” business?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1566 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/02/05 Updated: 12/02/05


Summary:

What if Harry Potter were written in the style of Plato? What kinds of questions might our intrepid adventurers discuss? The chapters of this story are written by students in a University Freshman class.

In this first dialogue, Harry seeks an answer to the question, "What is Education?"



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2299 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
11/12/05 Updated: 11/14/05


Ginny's Midnight Drama by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary:

Oh no! Ginny has found her in an emergency situation of dire need. Harry lies before her and Ron and Hermione are long gone. Whatever shall she do? Well, it looks like Ginny is feeling a bit Dramatic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1137 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/05 Updated: 11/10/05


Summary: George and Fred are back in town for a couple of days, but although they've left their job they still have some work to do. At their arrival they have three things on their to-do list: the chance for some rest and relaxation, the time to test some new products, and most of all, an opportunity.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/28/05 Updated: 10/28/05


Summary: This is a one-shot fic, that I hope will be funny. PG-13 for mild language. Over 240 reads.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 912 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Highly Improbable by Vocalion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 478]

Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
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Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 144561 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 10/14/05


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