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Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 55076 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 03/14/06


Dudley and the Thestrals by Luna Obsessed
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood 'floats' above him on her thestral Sootyhoof and the two have an interesting conversation...subtle Harry/Luna.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1231 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/06 Updated: 03/10/06


Harry Potter Press Conference by coppercurls
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Daily Prophet One-Shot Challenge, by coppercurls of Hufflepuff house. The cast of Harry Potter has consented to allieviate the anxiety of their fans by answering some of the unresolved issues in their live, read more inside!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1690 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/06 Updated: 03/08/06


Magorian by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 131]

Summary: Lowbrow. High-concept. Medium rare. Magorian's back, and he's here to stay! A/N: All right, who stole all my exclamation points!?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 54434 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 03/06/06


Summary: When I was a kid, I loved a TV show called This is Your Life. According to www.museum.tv, “Ralph Edwards... developed the formula for a separate radio program called This is Your Life. It began airing on radio in 1948, and became a live television program in 1952, running on the NBC network until 1961, and reappearing in syndicated versions briefly in the early 1970s and 1980s.”

So, I got to thinking about someone in the wizarding world deciding to do the same concept on the Wizarding Wireless Network. Of course someone would insist on doing an episode with Harry, right?

Note: This is Version 2, with more guests on the show!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5570 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/08/05 Updated: 02/26/06


Summary: Past Featured Story"Good Morrow dear reader. If you are reading this, you have found the diary of Pugnatious Aramor Weasley. As to how you found this diary I have no idea as I’ve decided to toss the ruddy thing as soon as I become famous for fear that this incriminates me in any fashion. Unless I haven’t become famous in which cause that ruddy well blows doesn’t it?"






Initially written for the The One-Shot Monologue Challenge.

Don't have time to continue this story currently. So consider it a one-shot. If someone else wants to use the character, please feel free :)




Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2367 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/06 Updated: 02/20/06


Hogwarts: A Musical by QueenHal
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: A SPEWish Covert Cupid for TheVanishingAct. Happy Valentine's Day, Professor Pat!

It's Seventh Year, and the new Headmaster has decreed that students must take some sort of course to fulfill the new Art Requirement. Our favourite characters have decided to take Drama. What kind of hilarity will ensue when the night of the first dress rehearsal arrives? Expect Hagrid as a Tree, Ron as Godric Gryffindor and Malfoy as the Amazing "Dancing" Ferret.

Ron/Luna, Prof. Pat/Hermione, Blaise/Himself

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1586 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 02/13/06


Tasks by Blakeney Green
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Set during PS/SS, with implications for HBP, this story explores the question of why Snape saved Harry. Was it a simple life debt, or were darker, more sinister forces at work? One-shot, complete.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1318 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/08/06 Updated: 02/08/06


The Magical Menagerie by Quigley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 58]

Summary: Forget about Harry, Hermione and Ron. Here come the new team against Voldy! Crookshanks, Hedwig, Trevor and Fawkes! Eventually, they'll probably do something to foil Lord Voldemort's evil plan. But I haven't decided yet.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14818 Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Published:
11/18/04 Updated: 02/01/06


Summary: A mini-adventure within Harry's 5th year. A bizarre yet devastating magical weapon is unleashed upon Hogwarts. Many double entendres, but ultimately innocent fun.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3699 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/27/06 Updated: 01/27/06


Thank You! by Midnight Tragedy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Have you ever wondered what would happen to Hogwarts and the entire magical world if Muggles found out about magic? The Wizards have only one thing to say to their non-magical bretheren. Poetry is not really my forte, but when I had the idea for this, I knew I had to write it in this form. Enjoy, and please review!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 268 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/06 Updated: 01/25/06


Summary: Intelligent, attractive, witty and classy first year, Draco Malfoy, has found himself stuck with the task of writing an essay for an incompetent, and frankly stupid teacher, Professor Quirrel.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2860 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/24/06 Updated: 01/24/06


A Day in the Kitchen by Alessa
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Mum and daughter enjoy some female bonding time while baking cookies.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1450 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/06 Updated: 01/13/06


The Art of the Quill by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2218 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/06 Updated: 01/04/06


Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, None, Sexual Situations, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 45810 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 01/04/06


Weasley's Wearables by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice. Short one short comedy.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3124 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/06 Updated: 01/03/06


An Apple A Day by StepUpTimneh
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: One shot- It’s a regular day for Paravati: gossipping with Lavender, lusting after hot guys, and listening to her friend’s endless stories about everyone else. She picks the wrong guy to flirt with today, though, and Ginny’s not happy. When her spell causes Parvati to fall in love with an apple, how far will Parvati have to embarrass herself before Ginny’s satisfied that she’s learned her lesson?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2056 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06


Lord of the Wands by ShadowWalker1140
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 176]

Summary: Reunions are always so touching, right? Wrong. Minerva McGonagall used a simple spell, and that simple spell may have caused the end of the world, unless one wizard, Harry Potter can defeat Voldemort. With the help of his friends on this quest, he might just be able to do it.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3860 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/31/05


Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.




**This story was written in collaboration between me and the wonderful author, Crimsonphoenix1.**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6659 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/10/05 Updated: 12/21/05


Day of the Spoons by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: Comedy one shot about Hermione and her penchants for the rights of others.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1455 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/05 Updated: 12/20/05


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