Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.
Summary: Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood
'floats' above him on her thestral Sootyhoof and the two have an
interesting conversation...subtle Harry/Luna.
Summary: Daily Prophet One-Shot Challenge, by coppercurls of Hufflepuff house.
The cast of Harry Potter has consented to allieviate the anxiety of their fans by answering some of the unresolved issues in their live, read more inside!
Summary: Lowbrow. High-concept. Medium rare.
Magorian's back, and he's here to stay!
A/N: All right, who stole all my exclamation points!?
Summary: When I was a kid, I loved a TV show called This is Your Life. According to www.museum.tv, “Ralph Edwards... developed the formula for a separate radio program called This is Your Life. It began airing on radio in 1948, and became a live television program in 1952, running on the NBC network until 1961, and reappearing in syndicated versions briefly in the early 1970s and 1980s.”
So, I got to thinking about someone in the wizarding world deciding to do the same concept on the Wizarding Wireless Network. Of course someone would insist on doing an episode with Harry, right?
Note: This is Version 2, with more guests on the show!
Summary: "Good Morrow dear reader. If you are reading this, you have found the diary of Pugnatious Aramor Weasley. As to how you found this diary I have no idea as I’ve decided to toss the ruddy thing as soon as I become famous for fear that this incriminates me in any fashion. Unless I haven’t become famous in which cause that ruddy well blows doesn’t it?"
Summary: A SPEWish Covert Cupid for TheVanishingAct. Happy Valentine's Day, Professor Pat!
It's Seventh Year, and the new Headmaster has decreed that students must take some sort of course to fulfill the new Art Requirement. Our favourite characters have decided to take Drama. What kind of hilarity will ensue when the night of the first dress rehearsal arrives? Expect Hagrid as a Tree, Ron as Godric Gryffindor and Malfoy as the Amazing "Dancing" Ferret.
Ron/Luna, Prof. Pat/Hermione, Blaise/Himself
Summary: Set during PS/SS, with implications for HBP, this story explores the question of why Snape saved Harry. Was it a simple life debt, or were darker, more sinister forces at work? One-shot, complete.
Summary: Forget about Harry, Hermione and Ron. Here come the new team against Voldy! Crookshanks, Hedwig, Trevor and Fawkes! Eventually, they'll probably do something to foil Lord Voldemort's evil plan. But I haven't decided yet.
Summary: A mini-adventure within Harry's 5th year. A bizarre yet devastating magical weapon is unleashed upon Hogwarts. Many double entendres, but ultimately innocent fun.
Summary: Have you ever wondered what would happen to Hogwarts and the entire magical world if Muggles found out about magic? The Wizards have only one thing to say to their non-magical bretheren.
Poetry is not really my forte, but when I had the idea for this, I knew I had to write it in this form. Enjoy, and please review!
The Acromantula and its Ability to Consume the Most Repulsive Beasts on This Earth by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Intelligent, attractive, witty and classy first year, Draco Malfoy, has found himself stuck with the task of writing an essay for an incompetent, and frankly stupid teacher, Professor Quirrel.
Summary: Mum and daughter enjoy some female bonding time while baking cookies.
Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.
Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.
Summary: Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice. Short one short comedy.
Summary: One shot- It’s a regular day for Paravati: gossipping with Lavender, lusting after hot guys, and listening to her friend’s endless stories about everyone else. She picks the wrong guy to flirt with today, though, and Ginny’s not happy. When her spell causes Parvati to fall in love with an apple, how far will Parvati have to embarrass herself before Ginny’s satisfied that she’s learned her lesson?
Summary: Reunions are always so touching, right? Wrong. Minerva McGonagall used a simple spell, and that simple spell may have caused the end of the world, unless one wizard, Harry Potter can defeat Voldemort. With the help of his friends on this quest, he might just be able to do it.
Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.
Summary: Comedy one shot about Hermione and her penchants for the rights of others.