Stories

Summary: The war is over, and newlyweds Remus and Nymphadora Tonks have decided to take a well deserved holiday. Too bad for Severus Snape that he just happens to be heading in the same direction. Warning: A bit of sexual innuendo and some references to gambling. Posted prior to DH.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Mary Sue, Marauders love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary:

In the far, far away land of California, where the moon was in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligned with Mars, an Aquarian girl was called to Hogwarts, met the Marauders, and let her love steer the stars!

*Groovy prequel to Mary Sue, I love you!*

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6870 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/06/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Honour Amongst Thieves by SnorkackCatcher
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Mundungus Fletcher helps steal the Crown Jewels, supplying 'expert assistance' in overcoming Muggle security measures without leaving a trace. Of course, with Mundungus around things don't always go smoothly ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4397 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/05/06 Updated: 06/10/06


The Stupid Toad Woman by mugglegurl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: One-shot challenge- owls, written by the patient Hufflepuff, mugglegurl. We all know that Hedwig was attacked by Umbridge in OotP. Here's her tale of what happened. Somewhat funny, if I do say so myself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1100 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/06/06 Updated: 06/09/06


Mistakes by Pearle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: St Mungo’s is a very busy place. And mistakes do happen. Try explaining that to Severus and Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1546 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/06 Updated: 06/04/06


Mary Sue, I love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:

Once upon a time in the far, far, away land of California, Miranda Aramintha Rowena Ysabella Slyvia Ursula Evangelista- Mary Sue, for short- accepted an invitation to Hogwarts. As she searches for her one true love, will her soul mate be Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George? or...gasp...Voldemort?

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6895 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/01/06 Updated: 06/03/06


Summary: SEQUEL TO TRUTH BE TOLD. After the events of the day Hogwarts' pumpkin juice had been spiked with truth potion, Hermione vowed revenge. Many students were still under it's effects, even after it should have worn off. Hogwarts' most famous pranksters should have know better than to mess with Hermione Granger. She was about to show them that revenge is a dish best served to a Weasley.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3984 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/30/06 Updated: 06/02/06


Indistinguishable by SnorkackCatcher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Successful young entrepreneurs Fred and George Weasley -- whose products sometimes seem almost magical! -- are interviewed by the 'Sunday Times Magazine'.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1878 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/29/06 Updated: 06/02/06


Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


A Hogwarts Survival Guide by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 90]

Summary: During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2512 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/25/06


A Special Birthday Surpise by Gonz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Second Place in the One-Shot Challenge - Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for Hufflepuff House.

Tonks and Kingsley team up to give a certain someone a special Birthday surprise.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 897 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/24/06


J.O.H.F. by HermyRox12
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Summary: Over the Holidays, Arilina Zeller finds something that will teach her a lesson about receiving things from Fred and George. I am writing for the Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes challenge. I’m in Ravenclaw house.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 959 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/21/06 Updated: 05/24/06


I'm In Love With My Car by MaiaMadness
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: “I’m holding your wheel! All I hear is your gear! I’m cruising in overdrive. Don’t have to listen to no one in the middle talk jive. I’m in love with my car. Got a feel for my Automobile…” The muggle car was beautiful and bright turquoise. It wasn’t big or suave. It was not one of those fancy, big American cars. It was simply a cute little Ford Anglia. But Arthur Weasley loved it!

Third short in my A Night at the Opera series!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1092 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/20/06 Updated: 05/22/06


White Cotton Knickers by lucy3742
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 37]

Summary: A short story set in the Marauder era. The boys prank Lily and she is not the least bit amused. A glimpse into a day at Hogwarts, Marauder style.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2315 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/18/06 Updated: 05/21/06


Under Pressure by BlackMagic
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: When Hermione goes for a charms conference, leaving Severus with their two young daughters, will he cope? And more importantly, will they all come out unharmed??

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3904 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/16/06 Updated: 05/19/06


Train Ride Home by Bubbles_456
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Crabbe and Goyle are going home from their sixth year at Hogwarts. Crabbe thinks about what happened that year.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 525 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/06 Updated: 05/01/06


The Ravenclaw Common Room by Slian Martreb
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: The war is done and a young girl finds herself in what will be her home for the next seven years. What she meets there will amaze, astound and...confuse?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1710 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/30/06 Updated: 04/30/06


Holiday Pointlessness by the nutty imp
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: A collection of fun and pointless Holiday fics.

1st Story: It's Christmas. Kreacher had to deal with an uninvited guest.

2nd Story: It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley twins has decided to leave some special gifts.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1835 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/21/05 Updated: 04/30/06


A Battle Of Laughter by onmyway
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George have an unexpected customer who has seriously underestimated their dueling skills...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/18/06


Six Flowers for a Wedding by Purplemage
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary: When you marry someone, you marry their family too. This is something that Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley didn't consider. The two families couldn't be more different, especially the women. The day before the wedding, Fred and George came up with a plan to make the women stop arguing amongst each other. That was, of course, if they didn’t kill each other first.

Runner up for Challenge #1 of the Spring Challenge

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6996 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/06 Updated: 04/17/06


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