Summary: Following a tip that one of Voldemort's Horcruxes had been seen in Muggle-inhabited Las Vegas, the Trio head there to destroy it... or so they think....
Summary: Severus Snape is called to the Headmaster's office in the early hours of the morning for an important mission; a mission that will force him to face his past. Involves toothpaste and mail order catalogs.
Summary: It's a sorry day for a patient of Dr. Granger, neighborhood dentist. Hermione Granger just found out that she is a witch, atteding Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hermione is going to tell her father about the news...and somebody is going to get a major toothache.
Harry Potter and The Process of writing Fan Fiction by Purplemage
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]
Summary: A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunatley, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.
WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.
Summary: Harry is troubled in the middle of the night by strangeness happening all around him. He dreams of a world that is blissfully and completely devoid of evil, but at the same time it's creepy and disturbing. Harry battles with accepting "the way things are" and does his best to counter everything this supposed dream has told him to be true. Is it just him, or has the whole world gone mad?
Summary: What happens when Ron and Hermione's rowing becomes too much for Harry to take? Only at Hogwarts could such a phenomenon occur. In an insult match that includes the entire school, what could be the outcome?
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
Summary: Sirius has finally realised he has feelings for a certain girl... but since he can't share these considerations with James, who is he going to turn to for advice?
Summary: Ron has hidden something of Hermioneís, and sheíll be dammed if sheís going to leave without it! A bra-less Hermione and an infuriatingly cheerful Ron spend an eventful day in his office. Takes place about a month after To Be This Lost Inside Ourselves. R/Hr
Summary: Ron and Harry are assigned a unique essay by the vengeful Professor Severus Snape. As Harry works frantically to appease the wrath of Snape, Ron smiles at the ease of such an assignment.
Written in response to Bellatrix Black's banner titled The Perfect Gryffindor Spirit for the Gryffindor in-House challenge.
Dedicated to the wonderful Gryffindor House with whom I've had the pleasure to work with.
Summary: Ron has to cast a spell for homework, and experiments on Harry, But it goes terribly wrong... how will the trio deal with fights, tantrums, and much more?
Summary: The intrepid adventure of a departing student in pursuit of a certain inexplicably attractive Potions professor. Silly with a twist of bitter.
Summary: The Weird Sisters are coming to the end of their latest European tour. They are woken up at 3 in the morning and recieve a mysterious letter. This takes place during Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts. Beware! This story contains mentions of Voldemort, stage-diving, and red sunglasses.
Summary: One night in the Marauders' fifth year...
A bit of fluff and laughs.
Summary: Everywhere people raise their glasses in a toast to Harry Potter. How many of them do the same for Hedwig? Owls can burn with jealousy too.
Summary: I didnít do that, I didnít do that, I didnít do that, I didnít do that, I didnít do that, I didnít! It didnít happen. Itís never happened. I didnít do it, I didnít do it, I didnít do it, I didnít do it, I didnít- OH, GOD, I DID! A slightly amusing one-shot about Lily Evans.
Summary: So, Percyís been sending a lot of mail the summer before his sixth yearÖ Whoís he been writing to, and what does Hermes think about all of this?
My entry for the One-Shot Challenge Ė Owls.
Summary: Just where exactly did Dumbledore go for days on end during Half-Blood Prince? Surely all that time wasn't spent just looking for Horcruxes... Though, he did mention that he occasionally stopped for drinks before searching...
This story contains two of the most unlikey drinking buddies imaginable...
Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.
Summary: Hermione convinces Harry and Ron to go with her to the auditions for Professor Lockhart's new Drama Club. This is Harry's first foray into show biz, and he's not at all impressed.