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Talkie Toaster by ja1young
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: When Harry asked Dumbledore what happened to his hand at the beginning of HBP, he simply replied, "I have no time to explain now. It is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice." But what actually happened. This is the reason for Dumbedore's black hand and why he was too embarrased to tell anyone.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2141 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/30/06 Updated: 11/03/06


Dudders by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Dudley Dursley never hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room. Humour, one shot - post GOF.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3629 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/22/06 Updated: 10/27/06


The Man in the Box by the_evenstar
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: What happens when Ron gets a midnight visit from a strange man in a glowing box?

One of five finalists in The One-Shot Challenge – Muggle Artifacts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1144 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Beeping Boxes by Wand_Waver2006
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Ron, kicked out of the Leaky Cauldron for the day, goes in search of a thing Neville calls a "micawave". Is looking at Muggle-made objects really as interesting as his dad makes it out to be?







The One-Shot challenge--Muggle Artifacts by Wand_Waver2006 of Ravenclaw House.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1269 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Fuzzy Bunnies by LoneWolfLoverGirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: What to do about your best friend's strange phobias? Remus, Sirius and Peter's method was perhaps not the best, but it had some rather pleasant side-effects...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1933 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/19/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Siriusly Me by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!

CHAPTER 5 SUBMITTED!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15735 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
11/22/05 Updated: 10/25/06


A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah by Darth Sirius
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: Why should Hogwarts celebrate Christmas every year?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1009 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/18/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Summary: During the first scene in HBP, Fudge turned a teacup into a gerbil, and the Prime Minister 'gave the gerbil to his delighted niece'. Here is the tale of the girl Annabel, and the rather unfortunate gerbil named Teacup...it's canon!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1357 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/18/06 Updated: 10/25/06


The Magic Drawing Box by Gonz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Second Place in The One-Shot Challenge – Muggle Artifacts for Hufflepuff House.



The Marauders stumble across a mysterious Muggle object.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2062 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/19/06 Updated: 10/22/06


In A Nutshell by hearyoume
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2765 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/15/06 Updated: 10/22/06


Summary: A strange object arrives at the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts office. What is it, where did it come from, and how do they get the bloody thing to stop making noise?





Entry for the One-Shot Challenge – Muggle Artifacts by ChrissyOfGryffindor of Ravenclaw house.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1404 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/19/06 Updated: 10/19/06


An Uplifting Adventure by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: While shopping for Christmas gifts during their final year, Fred and George decide to visit the Muggle shopping centre, and drag new prefects Ron and Hermione along for the ride. After experiencing the fascinating world of Muggle clothing, music, and magazines, they take the lift up to the top level, a ride that leaves the Weasley brothers pale and nervous. When they return to the lift for the journey back down, Fred and George Apparate back to Diagon Alley instead, leaving Ron and Hermione to face the consequences alone when they return to the Leaky Cauldron.

This story was written for the One-Shot Challenge: Muggle Artifacts by Gmariam of Ravenclaw and received Third Place.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4643 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/15/06 Updated: 10/18/06


A Duel with the Mind by FuzzyMuffins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Ron attempts to complete an essay for Snape on the Physchology of Dueling.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2739 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/12/06 Updated: 10/13/06


Summary: "Strutting around the place with his friends and admirers..." ~Professor Snape, PoA

There may be some reason behind Snape's words.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1471 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/06/06 Updated: 10/13/06


Business Meeting by paracelsus
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: Vernon has an unexpected encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new venture. General chaos ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 4628 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/29/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Like Father, Like Son by Mira Miracle
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3070 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/19/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Summary: What if that song “Weasley is our King” (the Gryffindor version of course) was true? Ronald Billius Weasley is the King of Gryffindoria, and to marry the princess of Muggledon, he must rid the kingdom of Quaffles (evil monsters). Join this strange adventure with Ron and some of the gang. One-Shot of espresso :)!

Can also be seen on HPFF under Secret_Lover, who is ME...again!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2873 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/17/06 Updated: 09/26/06


Casting Grouch by remus R us
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy.

In short, mayhem ensues.

These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4153 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/14/06 Updated: 09/21/06


Momentous Change by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete

Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 23892 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/22/05 Updated: 09/18/06


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