The Final Battle: A Sad Excuse by inhphtml
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Some would call it a sad excuse. I call it a learning experience. Harry didn't want it to end this way, but the plaque just had to stay.
Homework Excuses by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: A Harry Potter Parody by Valerie Frankel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…
Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.
Trick or Treat by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 42]
Summary: It’s the Marauders’ first Halloween outside of school, and, persuaded by Lily’s assurances that it will be great fun, they agree to spend it ‘the Muggle Way’. But how can anything go as planned when you’re with Sirius Black and James Potter?
Lord Voldemort... and Bob? by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 99]
Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.
EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.
Sit Down Potter by Starmom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 45]
Summary: We love writing stories about our favorite characters in our favorite universe. But what do those characters DO when we're taking a break, suffering from writer's block or abandon a story? A 'behind the scenes' look with a lot of cliches.
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 17]
Summary: A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 1352]
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
The WunderWand by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]
Summary: What has gotten Argus Filch more excited than a signed "Permission to whip students" form? The WunderWand - from the makers of Kwickspell.
Can Argus really do magic with this brilliant invention?
Sweet Dream Sweets by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What have the brilliant Weasley twins, Fred and George, come up with now? To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new product and test it on the boy-who-needed-a-good-sleep. Post HBP oneshot.
Excerpts from Nagini's Diary by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 184]
Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
Position Vacant by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Minerva has trouble finding a new DADA professor, so holds interviews for the position.
Cupid's Liquid Arrows by moonbeamfairy16
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 153]
Summary: What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!
How NOT To Write A Love Letter by punk_109600
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Deciding to show Hermione how he really feels Ron buys a book. "How To Write A Love Letter", he follows it's steps to create a not-so-perfect love letter. The hard part? The final step, telling Hermione it was him who wrote it. What will she say when she realises it was him?
Talkie Toaster by ja1young
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]
Summary: When Harry asked Dumbledore what happened to his hand at the beginning of HBP, he simply replied, "I have no time to explain now. It is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice." But what actually happened. This is the reason for Dumbedore's black hand and why he was too embarrased to tell anyone.
Summary: Dudley Dursley never hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room. Humour, one shot - post GOF.
The Man in the Box by the_evenstar
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]
Summary: What happens when Ron gets a midnight visit from a strange man in a glowing box?
One of five finalists in The One-Shot Challenge – Muggle Artifacts.
Beeping Boxes by Wand_Waver2006
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Ron, kicked out of the Leaky Cauldron for the day, goes in search of a thing Neville calls a "micawave". Is looking at Muggle-made objects really as interesting as his dad makes it out to be?
The One-Shot challenge--Muggle Artifacts by Wand_Waver2006 of Ravenclaw House.
Fuzzy Bunnies by LoneWolfLoverGirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 37]
Summary: What to do about your best friend's strange phobias? Remus, Sirius and Peter's method was perhaps not the best, but it had some rather pleasant side-effects...
Siriusly Me by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 153]
Summary: The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!
CHAPTER 5 SUBMITTED!