Stories

Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...



For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!



Warning: severe OOCness



And what do readers say about it?



"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."



Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"



Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07


The HMS Lockatrix by HeRmYgInS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Bella is in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries’s insanity ward where she meets the love of her life, Gilderoy Lockhart.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1169 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/17/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Whose Buttock Is It Anyway? by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: The Order meeting is rife with speculation about the identity of the ‘one-buttock’ wonder, leading to some surprising disclosures. Starring Remus, Tonks and Sirius, supported ably by other Order members, risqué dialogues and bad-arse jokes.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4395 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/11/07 Updated: 07/19/07


Switching the Witch by nickynackyneevy38
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: It’s Parvati and Padma Patil’s last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and their lives continue in school as normal...only they are living in each other’s shoes! After swapping places with each other at the beginning of the year, the sisters have to prove to the whole school that nothing has changed. Follow their many adventures and see what really happens when you switch a witch!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 6855 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
10/29/06 Updated: 07/19/07


101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by Katdiva
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 139]

Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/08/07 Updated: 07/18/07


Broom Cupboard Confessions by cto10121
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 67]

Summary: Harry Potter learns how his parents got together...in the most unexpected way. Can't say anymore for fear of giving too much away. A bit of AU, ( all right, I'll admit it, a lot) and the sexual situations warnings for a little bit of kissing. The rating is for sexual innuendos. R&R!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 3144 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/07 Updated: 07/12/07


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


To Make Stone Blush by coppercurls
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: Past Featured StorySelina, a third year Slytherin wakes up one day to discover she is bleeding. Convinced death is imminant, there is only one person she can talk to- her Head of House, Professor Snape.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1881 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16324 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 07/04/07


Summary: In this sequel to ‘Glories of the Enternet’, my other fiction about Ron finding a box that can allow you to access the internet, finding a website that we ALL know quite a bit about, he discovers things that make him tick.

He has finally started to read our best fan fiction. Venture into this story as he finally finds out what Voldemort does when he’s not terrorising Harry, how Harry came to be, and a relationship tragedy that may drastically change his mind about marrying Hermione.

Make sure that you make your text larger if you’ve been reading for too long.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1254 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/25/07 Updated: 07/02/07


The Small Days by blueshock
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: A potion accident causes Remus, James, Sirius, Emily, and Lily to shrink.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 978 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/20/07 Updated: 06/27/07


Tom Riddle and the Deadly Mallows by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 46]

Summary: Sequel to the parody 'Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince', which I am proud to state won the 2006 Quicksilver Quill award for best humor. Prior reading is advised, but not absolutely necessary.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4086 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
05/08/07 Updated: 06/27/07


Idiot Ron Starts A War by POTCgirl1337
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: The eight Gryffindor seventh years are all bored out of their minds. But then, Dean gets a wonderful idea to start a wild snowball fight down on the grounds of Hogwarts. All is going well when Ron somehow brings to life an Army of evil snowmen. Their recent fight against each other soon becomes a raging battle to protect their sanity and prevent themselves and their friends from getting kidnapped bythe snowmen.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4519 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
07/06/06 Updated: 06/16/07


For Want of a Better Word by spilledpotion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: Feeling the pangs of unrequited teenage love, a certain Gryffindor decides to try to send a love letter to someone special. Surprisingly enough, this story is actually not as predictable as it sounds. =)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1252 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/11/07 Updated: 06/12/07


The Funnier One by yanagi_yuna
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary: Fred and George Weasley are bored, now that their brother's wedding is over, nothing is worth staying. But when Mr. Weasley brings in another Muggle artifact called, Computer, and the twins learns to operate it, things are about to get interesting.

But once they managed to "hack" in the site called Mugglenet, the issue of who's the funniest came up, they decided to battle it out.



Once the results is up, things are about to get dirty.






Author's notes: I have fixed this fic: verb tenses and all. Thank you to those who made reviews and comments, you made me realize my mistakes, now I fixed it.. I am still waiting for a beta for my next fic but I don't think it will take too long. *throws confetti*







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2377 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/07 Updated: 06/10/07


Summary: Four 5th year girls, each with different struggles, trying to make it through another year of Hogwarts. This year, though, they face a challenge that could tear their friendships apart. With the Triwizard Tournament, The Yule Ball, cute boys (Oh No!), and a plethora of other things, it's survival of the fittest at Hogwarts this year. Are they going to make it? I'm not going to tell you, you need to read it to find out for yourself! This is my first fan fic, please read and review. Also, check out the companion, A Prank A Day Keeps the Doctor Away, by Marmara.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2677 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/03/07 Updated: 06/09/07


Summary: What if Ginny hadn't been there after Harry won his Quidditch game? In his euphoria, Harry would have fallen for someone else, of course. And who could that be but the beautiful foreign exchange student, Mary-Sue!

A Mary Sue parody!

Warning: Extreme OOCness follows. All of the warnings this fic has are based on not-to-be-taken-seriously situations!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 8841 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/06 Updated: 06/05/07


A Little Feminine Touch by Unflinching
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: It all started with the Marauders and a boring breakfast...



After a recovery from a "grevious attack from a tomatoe," (as Remus likes to call it) the four fast friends begin to leave the Hospital Wing. As they do, unfortunate Peter manages to break a few potions (of dubious origins), turning the Marauders into girls!



Now they must deal with the drama, the social life, and what happened to their male selves.



(note: warnings may change as the story progresses...)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1174 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
05/23/07 Updated: 05/30/07


Summary: I, Ashley Elizabeth, Special Correspondent and Junior Assistant to Rita Skeeter, am about to embark on my first ever interview with one Remus Lupin. My task is to document the life and troubles of how a werewolf copes in these dark times. I only hope that this Lupin isn’t a good looking chap, because I have been known to go on tangents with the male species. Let us pray.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 2192 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/20/07 Updated: 05/30/07


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