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Head and Shoulders of Newt by Ruas
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Peter Pettigrew has an idea to improve Severus Snape's chances with the girls from 'nonexistent' to 'possible' and solve a long standing problem at the same time. Will it work? Marauders' Era, one shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1117 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/21/08 Updated: 06/22/08


Why Ravenclaw? by anath
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: The Sorting Hat is confused. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Then, a certain Sirius Black unknowingly comes to help - the only time he would ever do something useful for the school.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1229 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/07/08 Updated: 06/08/08


Bare Bottomed Longbottom by leesmiley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Oft-ridiculed Neville Longbottom jumps at a chance to fit in with his fellow Gryffindors, a chance that requires a dangerous trek through Hogwarts in the buff. WINNER OF THE 2009 QUICKSILVER QUILL AWARD FOR BEST HUMOR STORY.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3667 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/09/08 Updated: 05/01/08


Summary: What do you get when you have a slightly clumsy Lily, a mischievous Sirius, a peeved and tired Ginny, an annoying Hermione and an unwilling to intervene Harry? The Potter family ski vacation, of course!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2755 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/08 Updated: 04/16/08


The Other Weasley by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 983 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/08 Updated: 04/15/08


Jealous Love by Heather25x
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Ron and Hermione have feelings for each other, and they both know it, but neither will admit it. As Harry tries his best to simply ignore them, Ron and Hermione try their best to make the other jealous. Harry tries to put up with it, but sometimes you can't ignore these things...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3314 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/31/08 Updated: 04/07/08


Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Substance Abuse

Word count: 23621 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/07 Updated: 04/05/08


Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?

This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1184 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/08 Updated: 03/24/08


The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1304 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/08 Updated: 02/20/08


Temporal Insanity by Angel of Dreams
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Four Time-Turners. Three pieces of archaic magical literature. Two hidden traitors. One furious protagonist.


No limits.


Join Antonin Dolohov in 1742 as he fights against Aurors, bartenders, butterflies, and general anarchy in his dubiously entertaining adventure to get back to his former life.



This is a submission by the Angel of Dreams, of Ravenclaw, for the Fifth Gauntlet.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 9377 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/18/08 Updated: 02/19/08


Inbred by Sirenny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13856 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 02/18/08


Treat or Trick? by Roommate of the Quillster
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: It began as an innocent activity, and ended alone on a dark and stormy Halloween night.


At least, it was Halloween.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1881 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 02/18/08


From Inside the Wardrobe by anath
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Sirius Black comes back to his flat to look for a forgotten object and witnesses the most traumatic event in his life: Lily Evans' bridal shower! Oh, did I mention that he witnesses it from inside the wardrobe?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 2572 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 02/18/08


A Matter of Property by anath
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she does not seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2284 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/08 Updated: 01/12/08


Summary: It is late Christmas Eve and Harry is in all kinds of trouble. He has the worst possible person mad at him, and no it isn't Voldemort this time. Fortunately, someone still loves Ginny's pies.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2588 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/02/07 Updated: 12/12/07


Summary: Wrackspurts - highly annoying and a lot of hassle!
After an introduction to the creatures themselves, read a series of one-shots travelling across the era's with an excerpt from the founders, marauders and even Wrackspurt expert Luna Lovegood herself!

Sit back, relax and enjoy reading about the continual annoyance Wrackspurts really are!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2946 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/25/07 Updated: 11/14/07


Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 102]

Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4686 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 11/06/07


Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


Summary: James Sirius Potter is a mischievous little six-year-old and is rather like his grandfather, James Potter, and also his namesake, Sirius Black. When he has an idea, he is determined to fulfil it to the best of his ability. He drags his siblings Albus and Lily as well as his cousins Hugo and Rose Weasley into his plan while a twelve-year-old Teddy Remus Lupin watches on, amused.







Written for the September Challenge by FlightofthePhoenix of Hufflepuff



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1730 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/17/07 Updated: 10/22/07


Newsworthy Conversation by x2pttrclue32
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Rita Skeeter is infamous for her brutal reports on the happenings within the Wizarding community in the Daily Prophet. Xenophilius Lovegood is just as infamous for his ludicrous stories in The Quibbler.

But when one reporter gets some dirt on the other, how far will each go to convince the minds of their readers?

[Won honorable mention in the Full Moon One-Shot Challenge on the beta boards. Topic: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"]

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/11/07 Updated: 10/17/07


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