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A Marauder's Cliche by KDTheRavenclaw

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 38 Reviews
Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.

Voldemort hearts Chudley by voldiexx

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 21 Reviews
Summary: What do you when you're a Dark Lord who can't kill anyone? Ever since his last Avada Kedavra went so horribly wrong, Voldemort just can't bring himself to sling another one. In his long journey back to emotional health, Voldemort must battle post-traumatic stress disorder, learn about religion, and, finally, realize that love really does conquer all. Just not exactly the kind of love Dumbledore had in mind...

Love at First Strike by Equinox Chick

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 13 Reviews
Summary: When Cupid and his trainee, Godfrey, arrive at Hogwarts, their plan is to bring some love into Angelina Johnson’s life. Cupid knows exactly who she should be with. Unfortunately, when Godfrey panics the second arrow ends up in a totally different place.

This is Equinox Chick of Hufflepuff and this is my entry in the Cupid Gone Crazy challenge.

I am not JK Rowling; I doubt you're surprised by that.

Truth Be Told by Hyacinthe

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 14 Reviews
Summary: Ever since Remus Lupin came to Hogwarts, his friends knew he had a dark secret, and in time, they found out what it was. But what did the future Marauders think Remus' secret was before then? They couldn't've guessed it the first time...

Muggle Island by Trivia Camlee

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 13 Reviews
Summary:

How many people does it take to cause a ruckus? Four: The three Dursleys, and a Ministry of Magic official. The Dursleys have no boat to get off the island in the first book, so a Magic official arrives to help them. Let the chaos, begin.

Note: language warning just to be safe- there are no real swears in here

The Absurd Fanfic Revolution by Tim the Enchanter

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 121 Reviews
Summary:
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!

It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!

Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!

NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!


Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.


The Many Adventures of Bob Ogden by HagridsTheMan

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
Summary: For all of you who don’t remember, Bob Ogden was the guy who Dumbledore got a memory from in book 6 about the Gaunts (see chapter 10 of Half-Blood Prince). I was rereading the 6th book, and I thought it would be fun to write a story of Ogden’s many unfortunate experiences during his job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Read his humorous diary and see for yourself all the frustrating people he’s forced to deal with on a daily basis.

Disclaimer: All my credit to J.K. Rowling, whose characters and world I borrowed for this story. Janis, however, is a character of mine. And Icklebob and Jugdy are not real, either (except in this story).

Keep Living Your Life by Decembers Lover

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 6 Reviews
Summary: This is a generation where a Potter, a Weasley, and a Malfoy can be friends. This is a generation of change. Read about the Next Generation at Hogwarts: Potters, Weasleys, Woods, Malfoys, Longbottoms, etc. Their loves, friends, and experiences.

Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 523 Reviews
Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Booty by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 14 Reviews
Summary: History of Magic class can actually be interesting if you just mishear Professor Binns!

To Draco, With Love by Hutchinson

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 158 Reviews
Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!

Yelling Yourself Yellow With Yetis by Tim the Enchanter

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 11 Reviews
Summary: What happens when you mix the Chinese military, Magizoologists, militant animal rights activists, Tibetan nationalists, wizarding bureaucrats, and a mad escaped yeti (besides chaos)?

You yell yourself yellow of course! Whatever that means

But seriously, this is the alternately sober and stupid story of a yeti’s bid for freedom and the madness that ensues. Rated 6-7th Years for substance abuse (Magic Pixie Dust, anyone?), colourful swearing in four different languages (English, German, Spanish, and Mandarin!), and MAD YETI VIOLENCE!

A Pirate's Life for Snape? by Pirate Sails

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 5 Reviews
Summary:

He was tired of living in the same world as Harry-Bloody-Potter, and yet was not so obliging as to leave it by dying.


Drool by mutualunderstanding

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 27 Reviews
Summary: Sirius, the expert on getting ladies, gives baby Harry a chat on how to be a proper gentleman. Harry, however, has other ideas.

Living In The Weasley-Springs Family ... Merlin Help Me by Pussycat123

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: Day Don’t-Ever-Ever-Ever-Call-Me-Daisy-Or-I’ll-Break-Your-Fingers Springs isn’t exactly a chip of Janey Weasley’s block. Instead of Hogwarts’ most notorious trickster, she’s more like Hogwarts’ most feared and esteemed ice queen. Well, that’s how she’s seen, anyway, and let’s face it; she doesn’t do much to change that image. But is she really as cruel and hard as she acts? Or is she, like every other moody teenager claims, wholly misunderstood? Well, now’s your chance to find out, in the sixth and final chapter of the Janey Weasley series. You thought it was all over? So did I, but then here it is, so have fun! After all, aren’t you just dying to find out what happens when someone is finally brave enough to do something that ... well, that might just annoy our ice queen a little bit?

The Prank by SaraWinters

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 7 Reviews
Summary: Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.

Mr. Lovegood by tc015

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 10 Reviews
Summary: A boring day is turned into an interesting adventure when Fred and George lead their siblings in a play about their very interesting neighbor.

Out of the Darkness by Tim the Enchanter

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 45 Reviews
Summary: The war against Voldemort is not going well. The Ministry of Magic has fallen and the Order of the Phoenix is scattered. Harry Potter and his friends are ruthlessly hunted by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. There is no end in sight for our heroes…

BUT SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE DARKNESS, ABSURDITY INTERVENES!

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Nominated for QSQ 2008 Best Humour Story!

No One Can Resist Éclairs by InvisibleAparecium

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 24 Reviews
Summary: Fred and George Weasley get an idea for a prank from doing something they thought they would never do—their Potions homework. Follow them on their journey through pranker’s block, powdered bicorn horn, Muggle food coloring, a random fish, a suction cup, Harry with a toothpick, a very dry avocado, and much too much flour. What happens when this seemingly innocent prank turns wacky? One-shot.

Snape Speed-Dating by Bethywoo

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 87 Reviews
Summary: After losing a bet, Professor Severus Snape is forced to accompany Professor Filius Flitwick on a speed-dating event. Will he manage to survive the witless witches and the maddening MC? Or will he leaved with more than he bargained for?