A Pirate's Life for Snape? by Pirate Sails
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]
Summary:
He was tired of living in the same world as Harry-Bloody-Potter, and yet was not so obliging as to leave it by dying.
Drool by mutualunderstanding
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Sirius, the expert on getting ladies, gives baby Harry a chat on how to be a proper gentleman. Harry, however, has other ideas.
Living In The Weasley-Springs Family ... Merlin Help Me by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Day Don’t-Ever-Ever-Ever-Call-Me-Daisy-Or-I’ll-Break-Your-Fingers Springs isn’t exactly a chip of Janey Weasley’s block. Instead of Hogwarts’ most notorious trickster, she’s more like Hogwarts’ most feared and esteemed ice queen. Well, that’s how she’s seen, anyway, and let’s face it; she doesn’t do much to change that image. But is she really as cruel and hard as she acts? Or is she, like every other moody teenager claims, wholly misunderstood? Well, now’s your chance to find out, in the sixth and final chapter of the Janey Weasley series. You thought it was all over? So did I, but then here it is, so have fun! After all, aren’t you just dying to find out what happens when someone is finally brave enough to do something that ... well, that might just annoy our ice queen a little bit?
The Prank by SaraWinters
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.
Mr. Lovegood by tc015
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]
Summary: A boring day is turned into an interesting adventure when Fred and George lead their siblings in a play about their very interesting neighbor.
Out of the Darkness by Tim the Enchanter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 44]
Summary: The war against Voldemort is not going well. The Ministry of Magic has fallen and the Order of the Phoenix is scattered. Harry Potter and his friends are ruthlessly hunted by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. There is no end in sight for our heroes…
BUT SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE DARKNESS, ABSURDITY INTERVENES!
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Nominated for QSQ 2008 Best Humour Story!
No One Can Resist Éclairs by InvisibleAparecium
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Fred and George Weasley get an idea for a prank from doing something they thought they would never do—their Potions homework. Follow them on their journey through pranker’s block, powdered bicorn horn, Muggle food coloring, a random fish, a suction cup, Harry with a toothpick, a very dry avocado, and much too much flour. What happens when this seemingly innocent prank turns wacky? One-shot.
Snape Speed-Dating by Bethywoo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 87]
Summary: After losing a bet, Professor Severus Snape is forced to accompany Professor Filius Flitwick on a speed-dating event. Will he manage to survive the witless witches and the maddening MC? Or will he leaved with more than he bargained for?
The Marauder's Map... In The Wrong Hands! by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 45]
Summary: In the dead of the night, someone steals Harry's Marauder's Map.
What happens?
Insanity, hilarity and catastrophe, of course! (This wouldn't be a humour story if it didn't, would it?)
As different people try to activate the Marauder's Map, the four infamous Marauders answer back, in their own wonderful style.
The Bachelorette: Hogwarts Edition by The REAL Weasley Twins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The Bachelorette, the reality show that has swept the universe, has finally arrived at Hogwarts! Hermione Granger has been chosen as the contestent who will search through a herd of male contenders to find her one true love. But what will ensue on her extremely dangerous journey where Hogwarts seems to have been flipped upside down?
Our lovely commentaters, Granny and her whiney granddaughter, Darla, will critique their way through this highly anticipated reality television series and pick their favorites out of the charming, scary, simple, complex, and hilarious men who are vying to win Hermione's heart
Stay tuned...
Head and Shoulders of Newt by Ruas
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Peter Pettigrew has an idea to improve Severus Snape's chances with the girls from 'nonexistent' to 'possible' and solve a long standing problem at the same time. Will it work? Marauders' Era, one shot.
Why Ravenclaw? by anath
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The Sorting Hat is confused. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Then, a certain Sirius Black unknowingly comes to help - the only time he would ever do something useful for the school.
Bare Bottomed Longbottom by leesmiley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Oft-ridiculed Neville Longbottom jumps at a chance to fit in with his fellow Gryffindors, a chance that requires a dangerous trek through Hogwarts in the buff. WINNER OF THE 2009 QUICKSILVER QUILL AWARD FOR BEST HUMOR STORY.
Ski-reaming at the Top of her Lungs by LilyGinnyWrites92
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What do you get when you have a slightly clumsy Lily, a mischievous Sirius, a peeved and tired Ginny, an annoying Hermione and an unwilling to intervene Harry? The Potter family ski vacation, of course!
The Other Weasley by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P
Jealous Love by Heather25x
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Ron and Hermione have feelings for each other, and they both know it, but neither will admit it. As Harry tries his best to simply ignore them, Ron and Hermione try their best to make the other jealous. Harry tries to put up with it, but sometimes you can't ignore these things...
Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 118]
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
The Muggle Muggle Studies Teacher by TheSmirkingDragon
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 35]
Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?
This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.
The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]
Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.
Temporal Insanity by Angel of Dreams
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Four Time-Turners. Three pieces of archaic magical literature. Two hidden traitors. One furious protagonist.
No limits.
Join Antonin Dolohov in 1742 as he fights against Aurors, bartenders, butterflies, and general anarchy in his dubiously entertaining adventure to get back to his former life.
This is a submission by the Angel of Dreams, of Ravenclaw, for the Fifth Gauntlet.
