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The Not-So-Fast and the Furious by minnabird
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1]

Summary: It's Halloween, and the mismatched team of Scabior and Greyback are at it again. A simple visit to a Halloween party to scrounge free food turns into a chase across Orlando. Why does Scabior stay with Greyback again?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 1574 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/14 Updated: 10/16/14


Wood by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Past Featured StoryMarcus Flint, the infamous Super Seventh Captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team, blames repeating his final year at Hogwarts on Oliver Wood.

How, you might ask?

Well, wouldn't you like to know?


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1210 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/19/14 Updated: 06/19/14


Heiress of Evil by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Whew, those thirteen years were nasty, but Voldemort's back and better than ever. He's got plenty to do, consolidating a power base, punishing traitors, and not letting the haters get him down, but he's spared some time to look over the custody agreement he signed fourteen years ago...

Annabel Curry wanted to spend the summer getting a tan, perfecting her Cheering Charms, and ensnaring Terry Boot. Instead, she's spending it with her dad the mass murderer and his unshaven goons. Oh yeah, and the shower doesn't work, AND NO ONE BUT HER SEEMS TO CARE.

First dates. Sparkly nail polish. Magical plumbing fiascos. Some heartwarming father-daughter moments. And some not-so-heartwarming ones.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5004 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
08/03/11 Updated: 03/30/14


Of Love and Nargles by FluffyNargles
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Okay, so, when Harry is around, I can't really formulate a completely coherent sentence... Or eat anything without my elbow ending up in some kind of food - like a butter dish. But that has nothing to do with the fact that I fancy him (because I don't). Like my dear (and completely non-loony) friend, Luna, says, it's all because of the nargles.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 1216 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
02/27/14 Updated: 03/05/14


Confessions by Gansey
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1]

Summary: Secrets are revealed in one night [Draco/Ginny]

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1542 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/14 Updated: 02/28/14


Summary:

“Just put them on, Archie, there’s a good chap. You can’t walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate’s already getting suspicious--”(GoF, 84)

This is the true story of Archie’s shopping trip.

One Shot.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1870 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/05/14 Updated: 02/06/14


Summary: There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 6259 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/22/13 Updated: 07/24/13


Summary: A splendiferous little tale about the success story of a young goat running a restaurant, containing no bizarre details, inane tangents, or absurd plot devices whatsoever.



(Merlin, it’s hard to type with my fingers crossed.)



This is an extended version of my entry to the Goatily Different April Challenge over in TTB. Nominated for Best Humor in the 2014 QSQs.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 924 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/13 Updated: 06/04/13


Taboos by William Brennan
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: After the war, the Auror Office decides to Taboo the Unforgivable Curses so that any use of them can be detected. This doesn't quite go as planned however...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1879 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/20/13 Updated: 05/30/13


Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione are on a trip in America. Or are they? It's April Fools' Day, and they might just be the victim of one cosmic prank pulled by a red-headed man and a ghost.

For my flist, and for you.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1062 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/31/13 Updated: 03/31/13


Set Your Spirit Free by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: A desperate housewife. A forward female knight. Spice Girls. Petunia Dursley's thirty-eighth birthday is about to get interesting.

This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the 2013 Great Hall Cotillion. My chosen pairing is Petunia Dursley/Hestia Jones. Yes. Tuney and Me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4003 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/22/13 Updated: 02/22/13


Agony Aunts by BrokenPromise
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary:

Albus Dumbledore sees it as an opportunity to help his students. Severus Snape sees it as an opportunity for a free drink. What could possibly go wrong?

An early birthday present for a great friend over on the boards, Sophie, otherwise known as the owl. Have a great time!

Substance Abuse added for Snape possibly getting drunk.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 2264 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/13 Updated: 02/07/13


Taking Direction by WeasleyMom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: What if the characters in the Harry Potter films were portrayed”not by actors”but by the book versions of themselves, as created by Rowling? How might things unfold on that set? What would the characters think of the changes made from the stories they’d already lived out… to the ones written for the script?

This fic is a series of one-shots, posted as chapters, each from the perspective of a different character who is dealing with the changes occurring between the book and the script.

 

Holy Movie Canon, Batman! This fic won the 2011 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Chaptered Humor Story. Thanks so, so much!

 



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5896 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
08/23/10 Updated: 02/06/13


Twosome Tinsel by HalfASlug
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Ron leaves Harry and Hermione alone to decorate a Christmas tree. What could possibly go wrong?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 4341 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/13 Updated: 01/08/13


Kiss by HalfASlug
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: The trio's friendship hangs in the balance when one of them makes an unexpected move on another. Trio friendship fluff.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1174 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/02/12 Updated: 09/11/12


Monkey House by Sly Severus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Since the war Lucius has been forced to deal with many changes, including some of his son’s more unorthodox choices, but when he comes home to find his family has adopted a new pet he fears his patience just might run out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Epilogue? What Epilogue?, Slash

Word count: 1476 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/12/12 Updated: 08/12/12


Summary: Past Featured StoryScabior and Greyback had to escape the Aurors somehow - they just hadn't expected to end up in Florida.

This is minnabird of Hufflepuff writing for Round Two of the 2012 Character Triathlon.

It earned an honorable mention in that round and won joint first for Best Humour Story in the 2013 Quicksilver Quill Awards.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1589 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/25/12 Updated: 08/02/12


Wandwork by Gmariam
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: The remarkable story behind Griselda Marchbanks' enigmatic reference to all those things Albus Dumbledore could do with a wand.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 2666 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/08/12 Updated: 07/08/12


Much Ado About Nothing by Argelfraster
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Past Featured StoryIt starts as a ridiculous, mostly fallacious student rumor: Filch flirting with Madam Pince in the Restricted Section. To the sex-crazed fifth years, no doubt, even the most civil conversation looks like a front for a torrid affair… not that anyone would want to imagine the dried-up librarian and the jowly grouch of a caretaker, well, doing it. Ew.

But when the rumor reaches the teachers’ lounge, closet romantics Minerva McGonagall and Charity Burbage can’t help formulating a plan. It’s about time those two got some, and they intend to make it happen. With a little help from the writings of one William Shakespeare (a very intelligent Muggle indeed) and some bribing of the castle paintings, they set out to make two people – a man in love with his cat and a woman in love with her books – fall in love with each other…

…just in time for the Yule Ball.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7323 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
08/11/11 Updated: 06/10/12


48 Hours of Power by Snidgetgirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Lily Evans unknowingly purchases a not so normal quill. She has no idea what it does until it's too late! Watch as Lily creates a world of her own. Crazy students, hilarious situations and Professors in their underwear! Read on as the craziness continues!

Over 2000 reads!! Wohoo! Thanks everyone! (Pictures the little aliens from Pizza Planet in Toy Story) I am eternally grateful! :) I love all of your lovely reviews!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5105 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/14/12 Updated: 05/16/12


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