Summary: It's been far too long since I posted a new musical spoof! This one is a collection of vignettes featuring Voldemort and the other bad guys in the style of "Dark Lord Voldy's Shattered Soul Club Band."
The songs are all parodies of songs from Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's excellent musical, West Side Story. Someone-- and I'm so sorry, but I can't remember who-- requested I do this a loooong time ago, so thank you for suggesting it!
Summary: In which you meet the famous 'hoggy, warty Hogwarts' of the School Song and find out just how Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry acquired its name.
Summary: The Triwizard Tournament comes once again to Beauxbatons Academy.
The is a poem written for the second task in the Dragon Stadium.
Summary: Ariana Dumbledore was a blessing in disguise.
Her father went to Azkaban because of her.
Her mother died because of her.
Her brother's future was post-poned because of her.
But her other brother loved because of her.
Summary: Albus just has to convince Severus that the plan will work.
Teddy called Aunt Muriel a nasty old cow. Rose sees her as a carrion crow.
Summary: Ariana Dumbledore knows that her life has not always been a blessing to those around her.
Summary: Harold Curtis is the newly instated feature journalist for the Daily Prophet and his first job? The Triwizard Tournament of course. A poem about how one person's nightmare is another person's dream come true...
I am padfootsgirl1981 of Hufflepuff submitting for the Second Task of the Mugglenet Triwizard Tournament.
Summary: A Muggle accidentally ends up on the other end of the wall that leads to Diagon Alley.
Summary: There is a rebellion-- at Hogwarts! But it is the most unlikely people rebelling...
A very silly and light-hearted poem where, in certain parts, I try to emulate Dr Seuss.
Summary: Severus Snape has always regretted calling Lily Evans a Mudblood - so much so, that he is reluctant to even let go of the memory. It's a painful memory; depicted in slow motion and complete with raw feelings. But it's all he has left to remember the fiery red head girl who stole his heart and never gave it back.
Summary: A parent sits and thinks about a young child.
Summary: This is a collection of Miley Cyrus songs with a Potter twist. They were really fun to write in my spare time and I hope you enjoy! Please give it a chance!
Hey! Now everyone can check out The Prophecy -Miley Gone Potter, on youtube! 7 Pieces is coming soon as well!
Summary: To Harry, Hogwarts always felt more like home than Privet Drive. As readers, we often forget how elated Harry must feel when he is leaving Private Drive - a place of lonliness and anger - to Hogwarts - a place of excitement and joy - after a long summer. This is my take on what must have been going through Harry's mind when he rode the Hogwarts Express every September.
Summary: The final moments of Tonks and Remus that we never witnessed
Summary: The House in Godric's Hollow stood
Completetly ruined, splintered wood.
The bricks and mortar crumbling,
The crowd assembled mumbling.
Snapshot after the attack on Godric's Hollow 31st of October, 1981.
Summary: Snape loved Lily from the moment they met. This is a snippet of how I think it could've happened when Lily told him about James and her, unknowingly breaking his heart.